In the midst of Animal Kingdom !

Well been long time taken up the left our Humour Challenges. 

Challenge Accepted #09

A kinda thoughtful title, what will I do if all my friends turn Animals and I am being left out as Human. 

Thank God, he didn’t mention whether it was Wild or Domestic Animals. So I thought lemme take up both the options and try to make it interesting. 

Domestic Animals:

Aaaahh, now if I am surrounded by Domestic animals, wish I have the following with me, a Dog, a Cat, a Horse and bunch of Cattle all in pairs. With dogs I am sure I will have all my day time pass with them. Remember “I am Legend” movie how Will Smith just stayed all day with a dog. I will have a pair so double treat. With cats I am sure they will be ruining my house, which will keep me busy all day to keep cleaning my house. With a cow, I would have learnt milking from them, with #Aavin scams going on, I would be happy to drink fresh and clean milk and the list goes and will be happy by benefiting by them. But there will be no thrill in having them. 

One good thing, I don’t need to scold any of my human friends as Dog or Buffalo because all of them would be in real form. Next thrilling thing which I would be doing is, I would make Cat as a boss over a Dog, and a donkey head of all the Cattle. Sounds interesting?

As our Dr.Abdul Kalam used to say the brilliants are found in backbenches, all those back benches are called as Donkey and now they are really in the form of donkey so I am sure they would be great leaders. Now why Cat bossing over Dog? How many days’ dogs will be dominant over Cats, let them have a change and have the taste of their own medicine. 

Wild Animals:

Now this reminds me of the movie “ Night at the Museum”, I would love to repeat the same as Ben did in that movie, but how will it justice just because I am following his ideas. What more interesting will I do?

I would make all the Carnivorous as Herbivorous and vice versa. Wouldn’t be that cruel? Just imagine the entire Deer and Zebra’s hunt in big pack the small group of Lions? Wouldn’t be that interesting?

It would be a remake of Jungle Book to be precise. Last I would take free rides on all animals. 

Don’t wanna make it too much lengthy and boring. 

Well it took long time to post this challenge. 

Cya soon with more posts !! 

Well guess all the challenges I have taken up challenged by my friends !!! 

Being Virgin !

Challenge #08

A notorious challenge – topic “I am a Virgin”. Challenge Accepted!

I am thinking for the past 2 days on how to pen about this topic, still couldn't figure out to how to prove my virginity? That too on Blog! So thought of taking you all to my hilarious experiences where I could have lost my virginity and announce to all that I am Still a Virgin.

Let me rewind my days to 10th grade. I used to go to Science tuition and my timing used to be early morning from 5 a.m. to 6 a.m. Along with me only one girl from 9th grade used to come. Really to the core she was a “chick”. My tuition madam used to ask me to study in one room along with her and goes to cook. Believe me, we both used to be there alone with doors shut for nearly 45 minutes daily without any disturbance. The highlight in it was, if my madam approaches the room I could easily figure out with her “kulusu” sound. An alert signal.  My word, that girl’s name I could vaguely remember, but she was cute and always used to say just “Hi” every morning and bye (luckily not “Hi Anna” and Bye “Anna”). Sometines she used to ask me doubt, by sitting next to me. Uff, if I think on negative note of those moments just wondering what an opportunity I got. This continued for almost for nearly 2 months before my revision exams started because of which I had to discontinue my tuition. But the conclusion is till last I didn’t even give a hand shake or ever touched her by mistake.

Moral: Keep Calm, I ended up to be Virgin.

The next instance goes back to my college days. Few of my college mates had relationships with their girl friends which extended till room and another gang were having anytime fun with one girl also my college mate in that same room. Those guys, used to call some girls from other colleges too to their room for night stay. I used to go to their room for taking their bike whenever needed, taking some new Tamil & English Movies etc. Always those guys would ask, Joe common it will be fun Join us atleast for a night stay ! Let me be honest, few times got tempted but somehow always used to manage to get out of those shit.

Moral: Keep Calm, again turned to be a Virgin. 

The next moment was when I was on an EMU train journey. I used to visit my Chithi’s and Grandpa’s home during weekends. One such night, when I was returning all alone in a compartment bogie from Chetpet to Tambaram is when this happened. It was the last train and when the train came to Nungambakkam station, a man boarded the train and sat almost next to me. I used to always gear up my ears with heavy music when I am travelling so wouldn’t hear anything outside what others speak. He tried speaking to me something but when I didn’t notice he showed some action to divert my attention towards him. I saw him and he pointed with his eye to a woman standing on the edge of train's door. I was so innocent that I couldn’t understand what he was trying to say because I could see only that woman’s face. But when she walked little further towards me is when I noticed her dress with heavy make-up did I realize that they where there with different motive. Before I could hold my shock and thinking what to do next, one big family with 2 cousins and 3 kids with their parents (almost 8 members) boarded  the train at Guindy. It was a great sigh of relief. The guy (pimp) stood went to the edge of the door and was kept on seeing me for few more station halts, but I kept my attention outside window purposely. They got down in Thirusulam station. Till date, I had never disclosed this ugliest moments of my life to anyone.

Moral: Keep Calm, I once again passed my Virginity test.

To end this post, I want to take an opportunity to thank God for keeping me Safe and Virgin till date under His Light. I walked through the evilest temptations but He saved me from all those evils. Thank you Lord, for saving me from all those ugliest clinches. Also wish to thank my Notorious friend who suggested me this topic. Guess I didn’t had much of Humour in it, but never had anything humours experience related to this topic.

I am happy for being Virgin till date, guess it will be the biggest gift I could give to my Life partner when I get married.

Loo Times :) :P :D

Challenge #07

Howdy folks, long time since have continued my Challenges thrown up to me.

Today I took the most sensational topic given by naughty friend who gave previously the topic of “The Girl in Me”.

Here goes the topic – Loo Times. If you people are thinking that I have wrongly spell Loo instead of Loony Times, the answer is NO, you have read the first one correctly. Yes the topic is LOO TIMES.

Let me rewind back my memories to UKG. Do you Remember we all used to read words and sentences by joining all the letters of the Alphabets. I too used to do the same thing, during my LOO time in UKG. You guys are guessing what I was learning there?

Remember this dabba?

YES the Dalda dabba.

This was narrated by dad last year that I used to read very loudly read – D - A - L - D - A – Dalda and turn around the box and read the same thing in Hindi. All this used to happen while doing my LOO. Dad who used to wait for his turn gets irritated with my curiosity of learning but now he had a laugh when he narrated.

Now, let’s go little forward. #SchoolDays. It was during my Board exams I used to love going to LOO often. Guess why? #Sleep. Dad used to wake me early to prepare for exams, I used to conveniently go inside to Loo and sleep there for 15 minutes. Then dad would shout from outside enough of sleeping inside, time to get back to your Study table. I used to guess, how come dad knows that I was sleeping. Even checked whether any Video cam is attached or any see through hole has been pierced to monitor me. Somehow daily manage to have two naps between 5 to 7.30 study time. But guess now thinking, whether dad used to do the same thing during his study time. Lol :P

Next during my College days, in Hostel days used to hear songs. Later as time went by, used to delete SMS of previous days, in short cleaning of my Mobile Inbox storage along with the clearance of

my stomach. Both for same purpose for a perfect kick off for the day. During my MBA days, few times took my study materials to go through the notes quickly during exams days.

Off late, no such activities I have been indulged in, except for thinking about the days plan. But seriously believe me or not, as told in Vadivel’s movie my mind and brain works smarter and faster during Loo times. I take some strategic decision for the day’s work during that time.

It’s time to wrap up the post here, hope I would have brought a good smile on all your faces.

Thanks to my idiotic friend who suggested this topic, felt weird but feeling notorious and getting a devilish smile for having written this post. More challenging posts coming soon.

Cya

My First Crush :) :D ;)

Challenge #06

Now, this topic would bring eagerness to all my folks and am sure you will be eager to know who my crush was. 

Well my school mates would have a smile and would guess the girl they knew immediately and ma college mates may imagine another girl whom I liked, even my sister would think that it is HER. But you all are wrong! This story was hidden from all of you till now. Its’ Time to reveal. 

My first crush dates backs to 4th grade !! 

Her name was Anamika. 

Still memories are quite fresh if I think about 4th grade ! 

We used to be hail from same section. We never have spoken to each other and I hardly remember her face too. She was fair and cute that’s the faded memories remaining in me. Just remember, we used to stand together was during our report card session. Our class teacher used to appreciate and ask to come in front all the 1st to 5th rank students. I used to always get 4th or 5th rank and she used to get 2nd or 3rd. Every month when my class teacher calls us in front, she always used to come and stand near me. I used to get double excited. Who will not if the girl whom you like come, stand next to you and the whole class applauding you. 

Next, she used to reside in Assu Camp – Normal Cadre Air Force men quarters and I used to reside in Pinto Park - Officer’s Air Force Camp quarters. The distance between both the camps used to be around 6 kms away. 

I used to go to a known tamilian uncle’s home (Johnson uncle guess so) to play WWF card game with their son on every weekend. Her quarter was next to their home. Now you guys, would think that I would have been going their purposely, if you are thinking like that then your guess work is Correct. (This post being a challenge based I need to be honest fortunately or unfortunately). 

Yes, I used to go every weekend to uncle's home and play WWE card with Rajkumar and later insist him to play cricket being an outdoor game and to get a chance to see her. She used to come very rarely outside the time when I play, now that always used builds the curiosity in me to see her more. I used to bat or bowl very well till the time she comes, but when she comes out and notice me she smile at me. I try to act smart and bat very over smartly and always used to get cleaned bowled and if bowling all ball would go to wide or it would go for more runs. She always used to smile at me, I scratch my head and continue playing mokkai game afterwards. 

This routine was going on for guess till Half Yearly. Later, my uncle too was shifted to different block and in class I too missed out ranks and was coming 6th rank twice in a month (Jan & Feb). It didn’t bother or affect me much that time. But anxiety was built in me to not to miss the opportunity in the last Annual exams to stand next to her. Unknowing that in the final Annual exams they won’t appreciate the same way as on usual way I worked hard and scored 2nd rank and report card was handed over to my parents by my class teacher directly. 

Somehow at the end of 4th grade I ended up in 2nd rank, dad and mom they thought their son had studied hard and were very proud of me. Unfortunately didn't knew the real reason behind it, but I am proud now that I got 2nd rank too once. Lol: P: P 

Later, in 5th grade all our sections were shuffled and I could hardly see her and thoughts about her slowly vanished. 

Till now, whenever I come across that name I get a little smile on my face. 

I never realized it was a crush till I reached 10th grade. Later then I realized of what it was I had a big smile on my face.

Moreover to be honest, even now I can't decide whether it was a crush or some kinda inner happiness, being 4th grade.

p.s.: Thanks to ma bestie from Mumbai who suggested this topic and rekindling my memories. Actually it took time to rekindle all the thoughts, I even ask my dad about the Johnson uncle’s camp name and asked why he was staying in different camp too before writing this post. Also reconfirmed which rank I got in the final Annual exam, he too said 2nd rank. So basically did lot of ground work too. Mom was curious why I am asking this question, I just managed with a smile, hope she never see this post in future. 

Just added related pictures to bring make the post more interesting.

The Girl in Me !!!!!!

Challenge #05
So back to blogging after a couple of weeks.

“ The Girl in Me “ – topic sounds weird but I bet I will bring a big smile on you ppl's face at the end of the blog ? If this sounds weird then the notorious friend who suggested me this topic has given me one more weirder topic compared to this. Apologize for taking time, all the further topics needs time to rekindle my imaginative thought process to make it humorous.

I was thinking how to start this topic !!

Finally thought to rekindle my childhood nostalgia which I used to be kinda curious in it. I used to go to my Thatha’s home during weekend in Delhi school days. I was in 3rd grade and my chithis’ is 8th and 11th grade. In Saturday’s they go to school for half a day and I used to always revolve around their wardrobe mirror and used to take all their clips and their make up kits. My favourite time pass used to be their rose powder, I used to apply it on my nose and make my nose pinkish and stay like that whole day. Next I used to take their clips and used to clip over my curls here and there and take out immediately. I used to take their lip stick and apply on my ear edges to look attractive.

By noon when they return they could see their wardrobe always disturbed and in a shabby condition. I used to have my lunch and sleep by the time they come, and they find me sleeping with weird make ups. They used to laugh and kiss me looking at my cute make up face. Later in evening they used to say, thank God Joe Kutty, you are not a girl else we would be running short of our makeup kits and clips.

I still keep guessing why I used to do such activities. Later after a year, I never had that intention to do it so. I used to just keep a distance.

Now, this would have brought a little smile on you ppl’s face. Am I right? Well that’s good.

OK time to rewind the button still further than that. It was train incident, when I was travelling from Delhi to Nellai for my Uncle’s marriage and the same chithis were travelling with me. They still narrate that incident. It was winter season and I used to wear Scarf around my face and wear unisex sweaters. A girl of my age cadre was playing the whole evening and suddenly asked me a question and later I didn’t speak with her. Guess what she asked? Are you girl or a boy? Now, guys like all other guys with attitude I didn’t speak to her after that incident till the end of my journey. Funny thing was I upset and my chithis’ consoled me that guys who look girlish in young days, become handsome in adulthood. Really don’t know what kinda weird discovery was that....buhahahahaha.

Now, this would have brought a big smile on you ppl’s face. Aaaawl Right !! Lets move on !!

Later when I was in 7th grade I was so fond of face creams and used to apply alot of Fairever and guess the result?? I became pale with a whitish tone, later researched and found that it was because of Calcium or some bleaching stuff added more to it which made my skin like that. I stopped using it. Now temme guys, how many of you used to apply those stuff in your Ugly-Duckling stages?



Offlate, when I grew hair is when I was experimenting with my pony tails and hair bands. I wore one whole day, a thin black hair band after combing my hair to full back with gel. Next day, had a rubber band and a hand band around my pony tail. That all drama lasted only for two days. Later came to shabby curls. I still apply some powder when to get refreshed up in morning before going for an early drive or sometimes to play. I am attaching a small pic, a hair with rubber band which my sister did it.


This is all kinda girlish stuff inside me apart from that I love being a pucca guy with a strong deo, shabby hair style and a rugged look.

Now, to bring a laugh on your faces,  I am sharing a pic of my childhood. Look at it carefully, I am wearing a girl’s lil frock. Mom bought it for fun. Doesn’t that suit me??? lol :P :P  

Hope I brought a good smile on all your face, and made it interesting with Humourness in it. More in the further blogs. Need time to rekindle my imagination........



Cyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Can I Go to the Toilet please ?

Challenge #04

Well the topic sounds quite humorous huh? Why wouldn't it be, such a post it is going to be.
Topic thrown to me was – My First Class Bunk !

Now you guys, temme when you would have started bunking your classes? Grade VI ? V? Or less than that, guess me ? I bunked in L.K.G. itself.

I started my schooling in DAV Public School, New Delhi. I was a normal school going kid but something attracted me outside the classroom to bunk the class and my favorite dialogue used to be....

“Can I go to the toilet please?” 

Well, my teacher guess Lakshmi madam used to let me always go, but she felt something strange because I started asking every 20 to 30 minutes. So she called my dad to school and informed him that your son may be having urinary infection, please go and check with the doctor. Dad told I never used to do such things at home. Still he took me to doctor and found nothing strange.

This continued for another week, my dad was not able to tolerate the complaints, so he took leave and came to my school during school hours and stood near my class room without my knowledge.

On usual note, he saw me coming out of the class and was quite surprised about what I was doing for 5 minutes of that class bunk. He also noticed that I was engaged in that activity for just 5 minutes and used to go back to class. I repeated the same in next 20 minutes. Second time dad came straight into my class and informed my teacher, even if is this naughty creature pee in his pants don’t allow him to go to Toilet. He also mentioned what I was doing during that 5 mins of bunk.

Now guys, guess what I used to do in those 5minutues of bunk?

 Don’t get into drastic imaginations.

Being an ardent nature lover and fond of pets, I used to go for Love Birds’ site seeing. I remember vaguely (dad used to tell) there used to a big cage with around 100s of Love Birds in it & I used to get amazed seeing that. So, to see that often my easiest en route was “Can I go to Toilet”, admire the birds and come back to class. Now guys, temme was my bunk a wrong one? I was really attending a Nature’s call, I mean birds here I am referring to is Nature, and they used to attract and call me, so its Nature’s call :P

Hope I brought a little smile on your face at the end of the post.

Cya in the next post. Thanks to my collegue my well wisher who suggested me this topic.

Long time Ago - A Lie !

Challenge #03

How many of your remember your first Lie of your life?

Ok how many of your remember your Lie which led to serious consequences?

Well I don’t remember the first part but the latter will never forget.

This incident goes back 5th grade. I was in K.V School, Kharaghpur. En route to the gate from my class used to be very far to reach my cycle stand. There used to be a compound wall laid with Glass pieces in it. We guys often used to take the short cut by jumping via the wall and reaching our cycle.

One such day was not a normal day. Still remember I forgot my Geometry box at home and came to school. I badly needed else would get punishment. So I had to rush back to my home. I took the short cut and unfortunately glass pieces pierced my palm. I immediately tied a Hand-Kerchief around my palm & rushed to home.

I reached home but nightmare was waiting at the door step – “My Dad”. He was supposed to go to morning shift but that particular day he was changed to afternoon shift. When I entered forgot to remove the Kerchief and took my Geometry box. He was sharp enough to catch me red handed and asked what happened.
Next what happened was the most memorable moment.....

Any guesses???

Here goes my Statement – “Some guys were playing Cricket near my classroom and I was standing near a glass window, watching the match. At that time, the ball came and hit on the window, the glasses splashed and pierced aiming my palm.”.

Dad did not give any strange reactions. He asked me to go to school. I thought I was escaped with my great statement and was happy. But that happiness lasted only till night.

Dad asked me to repeat the statement. With no hesitation I told the same statement and the next second I was on floor. Guys, have you heard of “Suthi Suthi and Round Katti Adikarathu?” (In English to be precise "Beaten to Blue), that was the scene after my statement.

I am still having a big smile on my face after reading my own version statement which I told that day. Wondering how Idiot I was to tell such a non-sense Lie. Of course got the punishment too. Love you Dad for giving me such a wonderful memories.

Well this my one such Lie which I will freeze my entire life. I have loads more in my list, but this tops all the other.

p.s.: The topic given to me was “My First Lie”, but since I don’t remember that I modified to this post. It was suggested by same sister who gave the Challenge #01 to me. Looking forward to the post to write given by another tall friend. A real humor filled one.
Cya in the next Challenge #03.

Architectural Bondage !!!

Challenge #02

Architect & ma Bondage

Well a tricky challenge thrown by my tall friend, but I am not gonna kindify any past which he is expecting.
I once was crazy in love with Architecture, infact was an architect too. I used to build Huts, Farmhouses, Small Townships, even Castles and also a large Pyramid Temple. Still guessing? Not in my dreams. I am talking about “Age of Empires” folks. Yeah I used to be addicted with that wonderful game of architecture.
 Now don’t stare at my post. Calm Down.

I am always an Architect lover but never wanted to be one in my life.

But my bondage with it has endured with it forever. My thatha was a pucca Architect. Still admire each of his finishing which has done for our home built in 1980. So the bondage is there right for me and with my thatha? Same applies to my uncle. I have a good number of Architecture friends. I salute them for the wonderful works they do. I am a great admirer for Architecture and any architect. I just love them and love their creativity.

So here ends the post of my Bondage with Architect.

p.s.: Now, this post was thrown by my friend with a different intention, I am not gonna create mess in my blog and have kept in simple. If there is no humour, then ask the person who suggested this topic.
Following posts to come are the awesome ones.....so wait for the posts to come.

Meanwhile I am editing this post, bcos forgot to mention that I have a Thangachi who is an Architecture. I donno whether she is a good architect but she is claiming to be one. But guarantee she has a good humor sense than me. Hopefully this post may have part II version with the mix of my Architect knowledge and her Humor Knowledge :) :D

My level of Architecture

Being Pilferer !!

Challenge # 01

Now those know the meaning of Pilfer, the suspense might be over ! Those who don’t you will get to know as you keep reading.

How many of you remember all the notorious works you have done during your Childhood? Well I remember most of them.

One such moment was to get Rs.1 – Orange Ice without the knowledge of Dad. I used to be quite mischievous when I was a kid. Dad never allowed me to take the Ice-Cream from the road side or from the Ice Cart fellow bcos of it's quality. But who used to listen when we were young?

My nerves and my brain used to get alarmed when I hear the bells of the Ice Cart fellow. Immediately look into my Piggy Bank for money but my Dad and Mom always used to get double alert when they hear the bell sound and always have a look at it.

But somehow I get an Ice_cream always. Guess How?

Both Dad and Mom had their eyes on my Piggy Bank but never used to notice their own purses. Lol :P :P

Yes, I used to take Rs.1 – Ek Rupaya from any one of them and tell some lies that I am going to terrace to play but run via different entrance of the Air Force Quarters and get the Ice-Cream. This used to be my regular activity.

I wouldn't define it as stealing. I would call it as a Pilfer (to steal (minor items), esp. in small quantities). A small notorious act.

My other pilfering activities for the same Rs.1 used to be for buying Balloon – Apple Shaped Ones, buying Goti / Marbles (Goli ka in Tamil), ropes for Kites & few more.

Now, you guys might be thinking for this Rs.1, this guy had been pilfering? I would say, now this Rs.1 might not look big now but guys of 80’s rewind your past to our Childhood just imagine how precious that Rs.1 used to be. How many things we used to get with that Rs.1 those days.

Rarely used to get caught by Dad for such things, but always escape by buttering some Lie. Still I don’t know whether Mom & Dad knew I was doing such things those times, but I will cherish those moment all throughout my life. Even now have no idea how my Mom and Dad would react if they come to know how their son used to nab around Rs.1 from their pockets and purses.

Feeling nostalgic & happy at the end.

Chalo #Challenge #01 is over.

Cya in the next #Challenge

p.s.: This challenge was thrown by my closie. Kudos to her for giving me such a wonderful childhood kindling topic. Hope I have kept my Humor in this particular topic. Names of the person who suggested each topic will be published after the 1st round of challenge.

Challenge of Being Humor !!!!!

Off late got more interested in Blogging and last week had thrown a challenge to all my close and known Blog followers.....

The challenge was to gimme a Humor Topic. A complete imaginative, something which they want to ask about me etc. etc...

Initially the responses were lukeworm but till today I have got School day's related topic, An Animal Kingdom topic, A Thirller topic, A Notorious topic, A past rekindling topic, My first XXXX topics, A very mindblogging topic and last not humor but a challenging topic.

I am just confused how I am gonna keep it on trot but will surely write them.

I hope I will keep up ma words to make it humorous in each topic.

Chalo cya all in ma Challenge !!!!

Thank ya guys for the topic......