Being Virgin !

Challenge #08

A notorious challenge – topic “I am a Virgin”. Challenge Accepted!

I am thinking for the past 2 days on how to pen about this topic, still couldn't figure out to how to prove my virginity? That too on Blog! So thought of taking you all to my hilarious experiences where I could have lost my virginity and announce to all that I am Still a Virgin.

Let me rewind my days to 10th grade. I used to go to Science tuition and my timing used to be early morning from 5 a.m. to 6 a.m. Along with me only one girl from 9th grade used to come. Really to the core she was a “chick”. My tuition madam used to ask me to study in one room along with her and goes to cook. Believe me, we both used to be there alone with doors shut for nearly 45 minutes daily without any disturbance. The highlight in it was, if my madam approaches the room I could easily figure out with her “kulusu” sound. An alert signal.  My word, that girl’s name I could vaguely remember, but she was cute and always used to say just “Hi” every morning and bye (luckily not “Hi Anna” and Bye “Anna”). Sometines she used to ask me doubt, by sitting next to me. Uff, if I think on negative note of those moments just wondering what an opportunity I got. This continued for almost for nearly 2 months before my revision exams started because of which I had to discontinue my tuition. But the conclusion is till last I didn’t even give a hand shake or ever touched her by mistake.

Moral: Keep Calm, I ended up to be Virgin.

The next instance goes back to my college days. Few of my college mates had relationships with their girl friends which extended till room and another gang were having anytime fun with one girl also my college mate in that same room. Those guys, used to call some girls from other colleges too to their room for night stay. I used to go to their room for taking their bike whenever needed, taking some new Tamil & English Movies etc. Always those guys would ask, Joe common it will be fun Join us atleast for a night stay ! Let me be honest, few times got tempted but somehow always used to manage to get out of those shit.

Moral: Keep Calm, again turned to be a Virgin. 

The next moment was when I was on an EMU train journey. I used to visit my Chithi’s and Grandpa’s home during weekends. One such night, when I was returning all alone in a compartment bogie from Chetpet to Tambaram is when this happened. It was the last train and when the train came to Nungambakkam station, a man boarded the train and sat almost next to me. I used to always gear up my ears with heavy music when I am travelling so wouldn’t hear anything outside what others speak. He tried speaking to me something but when I didn’t notice he showed some action to divert my attention towards him. I saw him and he pointed with his eye to a woman standing on the edge of train's door. I was so innocent that I couldn’t understand what he was trying to say because I could see only that woman’s face. But when she walked little further towards me is when I noticed her dress with heavy make-up did I realize that they where there with different motive. Before I could hold my shock and thinking what to do next, one big family with 2 cousins and 3 kids with their parents (almost 8 members) boarded  the train at Guindy. It was a great sigh of relief. The guy (pimp) stood went to the edge of the door and was kept on seeing me for few more station halts, but I kept my attention outside window purposely. They got down in Thirusulam station. Till date, I had never disclosed this ugliest moments of my life to anyone.

Moral: Keep Calm, I once again passed my Virginity test.

To end this post, I want to take an opportunity to thank God for keeping me Safe and Virgin till date under His Light. I walked through the evilest temptations but He saved me from all those evils. Thank you Lord, for saving me from all those ugliest clinches. Also wish to thank my Notorious friend who suggested me this topic. Guess I didn’t had much of Humour in it, but never had anything humours experience related to this topic.

I am happy for being Virgin till date, guess it will be the biggest gift I could give to my Life partner when I get married.

Loo Times :) :P :D

Challenge #07

Howdy folks, long time since have continued my Challenges thrown up to me.

Today I took the most sensational topic given by naughty friend who gave previously the topic of “The Girl in Me”.

Here goes the topic – Loo Times. If you people are thinking that I have wrongly spell Loo instead of Loony Times, the answer is NO, you have read the first one correctly. Yes the topic is LOO TIMES.

Let me rewind back my memories to UKG. Do you Remember we all used to read words and sentences by joining all the letters of the Alphabets. I too used to do the same thing, during my LOO time in UKG. You guys are guessing what I was learning there?

Remember this dabba?

YES the Dalda dabba.

This was narrated by dad last year that I used to read very loudly read – D - A - L - D - A – Dalda and turn around the box and read the same thing in Hindi. All this used to happen while doing my LOO. Dad who used to wait for his turn gets irritated with my curiosity of learning but now he had a laugh when he narrated.

Now, let’s go little forward. #SchoolDays. It was during my Board exams I used to love going to LOO often. Guess why? #Sleep. Dad used to wake me early to prepare for exams, I used to conveniently go inside to Loo and sleep there for 15 minutes. Then dad would shout from outside enough of sleeping inside, time to get back to your Study table. I used to guess, how come dad knows that I was sleeping. Even checked whether any Video cam is attached or any see through hole has been pierced to monitor me. Somehow daily manage to have two naps between 5 to 7.30 study time. But guess now thinking, whether dad used to do the same thing during his study time. Lol :P

Next during my College days, in Hostel days used to hear songs. Later as time went by, used to delete SMS of previous days, in short cleaning of my Mobile Inbox storage along with the clearance of

my stomach. Both for same purpose for a perfect kick off for the day. During my MBA days, few times took my study materials to go through the notes quickly during exams days.

Off late, no such activities I have been indulged in, except for thinking about the days plan. But seriously believe me or not, as told in Vadivel’s movie my mind and brain works smarter and faster during Loo times. I take some strategic decision for the day’s work during that time.

It’s time to wrap up the post here, hope I would have brought a good smile on all your faces.

Thanks to my idiotic friend who suggested this topic, felt weird but feeling notorious and getting a devilish smile for having written this post. More challenging posts coming soon.

Cya